My Sometimes Life

Jun. 6, 2013

steve buschemi lips.

devon:: Jill told me I look like steve buschemi in billy madison when I put lipstick on.

me:: hahahaha

devon:: and then every time I got drunk in college I would lay on the floor and put it all over my face like him. god the things we did to keep ourselves evetertained in new hampshire.

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Apr. 10, 2013

keepin' it real.

me::	i'm trying to save my liver for this weekend thankyouverymuch.
alex::	ain't no saving you.
	shit's about to get real.
	though, actually shit is always real with our crew.
	so shit's about to get as it usually is just in ohio.

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Jan. 3, 2013

who says romance is ded?

me::	you should try being more romantic sometimes.
	[15 minutes later]
matt::	hmm...i think i'm all out of romantic one-liners. where's the wine?

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Nov. 7, 2012

p.d.a. not welcome.

friend::

"what better way to be home sick for the day then snuggled up with your fiancé watching the snow falling outside." ...removed from friends.

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Oct. 10, 2012

dance, dance, white girls.

me::	http://shop.timberland.com/product/index.jsp?productId=4207872
devon::	no
me::	hahaha
devon::	you're white
devon::	http://whatshouldwecallme.tumblr.com/post/30299824201/when-my-favorite-song-comes-on
me::	that looks exactly like your signature move!
devon::	hahahahahaha

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Oct. 3, 2012

diamonds are a girl's best friend? f that. burgers, ftw.

friend::	I love pictures of burgers. I look at them daily.
me::	hahahaha

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Aug. 17, 2012

cabbage > farts (?)

me ::	it smells like cabbage. WHY?!
don ::	i can't smell it...wait...maybe i can.
me ::	it's ever so slight but it happens like... once a month. and drives me crazy. all day.
don ::	no i smell it now. damnit. thanks for pointing it out asshole. i wouldn't have smelled it at all otherwise maybe.
me ::	hahahaha. sorry.