I’m pretty sure I need this immediately.

elspethjane:

thedailywhat:

Buy This: “Match & Munch Sandwich Cutters” from The Spoon Sisters.

Set of 4 puzzle shapes.

Old and Busted: With the crust cut off. New Hotness: With the crumb cut up into four interlocking pieces.

[nerdapproved.]

The captions are priceless. And also spot on.

Mike and I are going vegetarian for Lent (February 17 - April 3). Don’t worry, we haven’t reverted back to our Catholic roots, we’re just broadening our horizons and would like to have some set dates. Any recommendations or words of encouragement are appreciated!

heyeric:

Round 4 - Don’t spill grape juice.

Here’s an overview of the best times to buy different items in 2010. Not that I’ll be able to buy anything at the rate I’m going…

(via Lifehacker)

Apparently every hour that you sit in front of a computer (or TV), your chances for heart disease increase by 18% - EVEN if you aren’t overweight or out of shape. Your chance for cancer also increases by 8%. This is totally the Australian’s way of telling me that I shouldn’t get a job. Instead, I should just move to Australia, surf all day and eat good food. Sounds like a decent compromise.

(via Newser)

Well you won’t find it in Miranda July’s reading short, recently published in Vice. However, this is a perfect example of a writer with a developed voice who consistently stays in character (or in reality?) Although a legitimate nut, Miranda July is a source of inspiration for me while I’m working on developing a succinct written voice.

Check out her other works: No One Belongs Here More Than You and Me and You and Everyone We Know.